I think how I know this is going to go but I just wanted to check.

This Limey went for Bush, Id rather take the war to them, than sit around waiting for the next strike. Wearing a CND badge and a not in my name t-shirt aint gonna stop the bearded raghead from killing you.

Andy

We have got to find a way to get an absentee balot to Andy.

Andy, and JDK, I very much agree.

Hell, yunz guys! If the friggin' democrats can wheel in dead people and derelicts, I'm sure we can all chip in and buy Andy a ticket to the states and pass him off as a republican. A Stetson and a Dale Earnhardt T-shirt might help.


Bet the dems are hopping mad. This time around they definitely don't have the so-called "handsome" candidate. Will probably lose a lot of the soccer moms.

Well, let's see.... France and Germany hate GWBush....The UN hates GWBush....Castro hates Bush....the dems hate Bush....Hollywood hates Bush...

Who the hell do you think I'm voting for??

Mags

Obviously John Kerry !

Yowser !
Jiggersfromsphilly

No not everyone knows it but Maggie is a closet Nader supporter.


Or is it LaRouche?

Pat Paulson

Even dead he would be a beter alternative to Kerry.


Hey, if the dead can vote why can't they be elected?

You know I picked Maggie as a Nadar supporter!

Lets start a write in for Adm. Jim Stockdale.

OODA!
Jiggersfromsphilly

A good man put in a bad position by that crazy big eared guy from Plano.

Still waiting for it JDK

Andy

Ah, Lyndon LaRouche. I remember when he got half an hour to spout his drivel just before the 1976 presidential vote, and I actually saw him and it. A narrow-faced guy in bowtie and birth-control glasses going on and on and on about the Royal Family being the world's biggest drug dealers and the necessity of establishing a Martian colony before the year 2000.

Then he went to prison for racketeering, but his supporters kept up the organization and kept running him for president. They dumped a potload of his flies in City Hall, which had to be removed. They came from the "Executive Intelligence Service," and their basic theory was that the Jews, through the British, were controlling the world. They essentially believed the British were the "lost Tribe" of Israelites, and were evil.

It was far too complex for the citizens of Newark, and the tables they set up, warning that the British New World Order had to be stopped, had little impact on people worried about property taxes and auto insurance rates.

It was a great example of garbage-in, garbage-out.

Andy,

Please stay tuned to your radio. When you hear "Wounds my heart with a monotonous langour" a mysterious man shrouded in an over sized trench coat and sequined tourban will appear at your door and present you with an envelope. Ask no questions. Fill out the enclosed ballot and return by carrier pigeon( I trust you have one handy, if not, UPS will do) who will fly it to an off shore submarine.

Kiwi,

I didn't know that canadates full story:wacko: . I do recall someone giving me a Lyndon LaRouche pin at Logan Airport. I should have saved it. Probably worth big bucks on ebay.

Jim

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LMAO nice one, although knowing my luck a bloody big Hawk will swoop down and have the pigeon for dinner. And I bet that bloody hawk will be wearing a PLO headscarf.

Andy

MEMO TO FILE:



Rush anti-aircraft battery to Andy's home.

I hope you all know that MJAP's computer has suffered some nearly or completely fatal disease. Otherwise she would be here, front and center, as always delivering her take on the daily headlines.

I gotta believe she's chewing nails someplace in Ohio ... BK

In the words of "Cousin Eddie" in the cockpit of the fighter jet near the end of the movie "Independence Day" just before he rammed his jet into the center of the alien space craft to blow it up:

"Hello, boys! I'm baaaaack!"

<BLAM!!!>

I think he said " In the words of my generation: up yours!" But that wouldn't sound right coming from Maggie.

Unless of course she were addressing Jane Kerry.

Nice to see you back! I thought "Elvis had left the building". To drop another Independence Day Quote.


Watched some of Condi Rice today! Tough women! Glad she is on the job!

Yeah, he said that before he said what I said...he said...well, you know.

And unless I was addressing Bob Kerrey and "Dick" Ben-Veniste.


BTW, I really feel the "audience" applause at the so-called-9-11-Commission-hearings is totally disrespectful, poorly out of place, contemptible, and condemnable.


Maggie

Welcome back Maggs hope all is technologically well !

Happy Easter to all !
Jiggersfromsphilly

Happy Easter to All!

Had to go with Mr. Bush despite the fact that he cut funding for firefighter grants. At least I know he'll admit cuttting that funding and not try the "I voted for it before I voted against it." line of BS.

Stay Safe,
Mike

Mike,

I agree he cut money for cops grants but I still have to go for him. You can't pay for everything. I made big bucks under Clinton in grant money but he also appointed judges that made case law to make my job tougher.

Regards,

Jim

Although I can't watch that movie any more, I remember it well. It had a lot of humor in it.

The line was "Up yours," and Randy Quaid flies the kamikaze mission. I also like a few other lines in that flick: "The aliens molested him...sexually."

"This could be our last night on earth...you don't want to die a virgin...do you?"

"President Whitmore staying in Washington....smart or stupid? Mor--ton?"

"Entertainment Tonight has a ticket to the biggest party in LA, atop the First Interstate Tower."

"Oh, God, I hope they bring back Elvis!"

"I'm just eager to get up there and whip ET's ass, that's all."

"I'm a dancer."
"Oh...ballet!"
"No...exotic."

"Welcome to Earth!" POW! "Now that's what I call a close encounter."

"They're cutting me off here, the vultures."

"You didn't think they really spent $700 on a hammer, did you?"

Notice that one of the RAF pilots says "We've lost the Belgian contingent in the Golan Straits." Somebody missed a step there.

But as I say, I can't watch that film any more. The Empire State Building's demise (along with all of New York, LA, and Washington, and presumably London as well), gives me flashbacks. I can't watch movies in which New York City gets destroyed. That includes "Deep Impact," where the Brooklyn Bridge meets its fate at the hands of a meteor and the head of the Statue of Liberty bounces around a river created in Manhattan's skyscrapers like a golf ball.

I was born there. Grew up there. Saw the WTC rise a mile-and-a-half from my house. It took four years. Then I saw it come down. That took four seconds.

It really changes how you view life.

Jim,

True, you can't fund everything. It was good to see fire departments recieve funds to buy the equipment and apparatus that they needed.

Stay Safe,
Mike

David, I appreciate the precis. And the emotional minefields. Thanks for posting both.

JimmyDK,

When the owl hoots twice, close the door. If the dog barks twice, open the window.

All teepees face East, unless the sun rises in the West, and a ballot is not a billet or a bullet. My tourban hath 30 days, yours hath a tricycle.

A vote is secret and sacred, unless you blab to somebody and they throw out Andy's ballot.

Dubya

Colonel,

Wild horses could not pry Andy's secret from me.

However, Under the right conditions Elizabeth Hurley could have me singing like a canary.

Well, my wife, as room scheduler for the New School University, set up the room assignments for the 9/11 hearings. Having them shoved down my throat this week, along with the mess in Iraq, is giving me serious depression and flashbacks.

Baseball is the best cure. The Yankees have been 15-5 since the Red Sox stomped them, so they're getting better. And Randy Johnson tossed a perfect game last night at age 40, which gives me even more hope.

James DuKakis,

How about ... tame Aardvarks? They're especially good a prying -- seem to have a nose for it. Canaries are better than Aardvarks, of course, but Elizabeth Hurley can't hold a candle to the Statue of Liberty.

I guess Andy is safe until 2008, then he'll have to deal with Hillary on his own. Can Margaret Thatcher run for President of the U.S.? Or is it only nurse Crachit who can do that?

Leaving here on Saturday forever and anon, which is a 5-day trip via Houston or a two-week trip via Fortnight. Will check in after we are back online in Vegas.

LongJohn

There are a lot of girls who could get secrets out of me.

Kathy and I have a standing joke...if she ever gets a night with Bruce Springsteen, I am entitled to a night with Rae Dawn Chong.

LongJohn,

Trading Hillary for Margret Thatcher would be the deal of the century.

Aardvarks? We don't need no stinking Aardvarks!

I hope you and Jo have a good tail wind in your travels to LV.
Happy Landing!

Kiwi,

You know what they say about the family that sings together.

David,

Vee haff vays to make you talk: Nancy Pelosi, Jeanne Garafolo, Hillary Clinton, Jane fonda ... Jah, to schtopp der torture you vill tell us efrysing!

JimmyDK,

With our luck we'd wind up with nurse Krachit and a Cookoo nest full of Kennedys.

Such a deal!

Leaving Saturday morning, so thanks for the tailwind and clear skies.

LongJohn

No, they wouldn't work. I'd just act like they're my math teachers.

The way I was inveigled to talk was when girls would come up and coo to me in their sweetest voices about what big stud I was and could I possibly help them on that upcoming history test by giving them the answers, and if I did tell them about the Dred Scott decision, they'd (whispering in my ear) "never forget it and make it worth my while."

And, believing that I would get to see what was under that particular girl's dress up close and persona, I would spill the beans.

Then as soon as I told them about the bloody case, they'd run off back to their football-playing boyfriend, who would remind me that if I even looked at their girl funny, I was dead.

So if they want me to talk, the best bet is to just have Morgan Fairchild or Rachel True or Jenny Agutter or Amanda Peet beg me for the full story on the Spanish-American War.

[quote=Kiwiwriter,May 20 2004, 10:56 AM] [QUOTE=LongJohn,May 20 2004, 09:56 AM] David,


So if they want me to talk, the best bet is to just have Morgan Fairchild or Rachel True or Jenny Agutter or Amanda Peet beg me for the full story on the Spanish-American War. [/quote]


David,

We're out of vintage stock but might be able to employ the Olsen twins, the taut-tummied, shiny-maned, doe-eyed teen girls who celebrate their 18th birthday on June 13. Of course, they can't find Spain on a globe and think the Spanish- American war had something to do with Acapulco Gold, but it's a wonderful opportunity for you to have the entire Varsity football team beating you about the head and shoulders.

Morgan and Rachel send their regrets .. they're out on the town with Randy Johnson and the Diamondbacks, celebrating passing the Indian Wars test you helped them memorize. Those 5 guys in front of your house? Ignore them.


LongJohn

LongJohn,

What has yet to be told in the Iraqi prisoner story is some of the prisoners died after being shown nude photos of Hillary Clinton.

Now, that is abuse.

No that is the cruelest abuse I have ever heard of! Stop the presses something needs to be done! Lets reconvene the Nuremberg trials! Colonel we need you back on the job for this.

Someone has got to drum it into these troops.
Ya can't show naked pictures of Hillary.

o For god sakes the inhumanity of it all! I heard they were showing her kankles to the Iraqis! If that's not prohibited in the Koran it should be.

I understand John Kerry is a kankle man.

He might like kankles but Hillary does not have enough money. You have to hand it to the guy he marries for cold hard cash. Pass the ketchup and my Rolex please.

What? You don't thinbk he married her because he loved her?

I am quite sure had both billionare wives been a maid or something when he met either one, he would have been just as smitten.


BTW Where does one go to find one of them them rich broads. I'm not saying that one would be looking for one. One is just curious, is all.

Jimmy,

Not at all I have heard he has fallen for many poor girls but he just does not marry them or tell his wife about them.

Jim

Here you go. Go to this site to cast your vote. Takes a onetime signing in, no cost.


http://www.congress.org/congressorg/pyv/

Jim,

Not a bit surprised. I've read where there are a lot of women out there with a Lerch fetish. The first mention of "you raang " and they are good to go.