Okay, I tried a couple times to make this a "New Pole", but must be too DUHmb. Anyhow...


Who else has HAD IT with the "Poor Gitmo" prisoners crap?

1) The MSM and Demos are making way too much of Gitmo.

2) We are treating the Gitmo prisioners too harshly.

3) We aren't treating them harsh enough.

4) Give them "smokes", and then shoot them.


I'm at the Glenn Beck point of screaming "Get me the friggin' Duct Tape"!!!!

What planet are these idiot people from?

Mags

Shooting is too good for them.

It appears the poular trend among those who wear their towels wrapped around their head, is beheading their prisoners. Why should we be different? Behead them, WITH A CHAINSAW!! Live on TV, like al Jazeera . Put it on pay per view and I'll pay to watch it. Hell, I'll volunteer to play lumberjack!! Line up all of them and do them one after the other until the cells are empty.

Do it like the lottery! The guest executioner is the highest bidder. The money goes the the families of the troops we've lost.

"LIVE FROM GITMO!! IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT EXECUTIONS!!"

"Our guest executioner tonight is James McNamara. Jim is a Cop in MA and the Son of a 82nd Airborne Veteran of WWII. Jim bid ten thousand dollars, the deed to his house and his first born male child to be with us tonight.
We'll start our executions in a moment. But first a word from our sponsor, McCulloch ,The Official Chainsaw of Gitmo."

These people never had:
Running water, until Gitmo.
Three meals a day, until Gitmo.
Medical care, until Gitmo.
Clean clothes, until Gitmo.
Flush toilets, until Gitmo.

They're living a lot better than our troops in Iraq and Afghanistan are.

Gumby,

Hey, if you are going to be this liberal I'm going to have to change your avatar to a photo of Ted Kennedy! These guys should be given a fair trial and then executed! If you are going to wage a war as a terrorist you can't expect any quarter if you give none.

These politicians who compare us to the Nazi's or the Communist's need to open a history book!

Jim

P.S. I would give 30K to man the chainsaw but I would not give Austy for all the tea in China!

What gift prizes do we have for the contestants..JOHNNY ?

This would be the ultimate reality show.

Get your "Gitmo" gear here:

http://store.rushlimbaugh.com/

NEW! The Club G'itmo T-Shirt - I Got My Free Koran and Prayer Rug at G'itmo

Club G'itmo Cap

NEW! NEW! The Club G'itmo T-Shirt - What Happens in G'itmo Stays in G'itmo

The Club G'itmo T-Shirt - Your Tropical Retreat from the Stress of Jihad

The Club G'itmo T-Shirt - My Mullah went to Club G'itmo and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt (My personal fave...)

Jihad Java Cafe


and here:

http://www.cafepress.com/iheartgitmo

Thank you for the links, Maggie. I'm partial to the "What Happens in G'itmo Stays in G'itmo" shirt myself.

Sue

I want one of those shirts myself! What I want to know is who are the unpatriotic boobs that are throwing up information to the press. I also can't believe the jerks that are righting a book about Saddam and how friendly they were with him in captivity. The CO of this guy should be demoted. Didn't anyone learn from Herman Goring and the guard that traded an ampoule of cyanide for a watch.

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I want one of those shirts myself! What I want to know is who are the unpatriotic boobs that are throwing up information to the press. I also can't believe the jerks that are righting a book about Saddam and how friendly they were with him in captivity. The CO of this guy should be demoted. Didn't anyone learn from Herman Goring and the guard that traded an ampoule of cyanide for a watch.

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A watch for cyanide ? Think I can get that Phillipe Pateke back from my wife?

Don't bother, Tony. A cowardly worm like Saddam would never commit suicide. Maybe we could use the watch to bribe an assassin? BK

PS: Jim, I could have written your PS for you!!! 'Twas my very thought.

I got a Remingtom 30-06 for my Wife last Christmas, they even threw in a box of ammo. I thought it was a good trade.

You did! I tried that too but my wife's credit card bills go with her and no one will do the deal!

P.S.

Hope she does not read this or i'm f@#ked!

Hope she does not read this or i'm f@#ked!


When aren't you?

Doesn' t that stop after marriage?

Bill Engvall says, " marital sex is like a Civil war Chess Set. You get one piece every four to six weeks. You never know what shape that piece will be in, but you still have to pay the handling charges."

What a wise man.

Hmmmm maybe checkers might be the better game.

gumby,

You're such a romantic guy! She's a damn lucky gal!

Maggie

Or Russian Roulet!

I keep teling her how lucky she is, but she doubts me. I'll show her your post, which backs me up.
Good thing I cleaned out the garage this weekend. I did it so we could park her new car in there. It may become my new residence.

If I DARE...

Let's hope the investigation into today's London attacks results in I.D.ing the perps as former Gitmo residents...

Already the Liberals are all over the place saying that this is Bush's fault that the British are involved in Iraq. If they are Iraqi Terroists perhaps but if they are Al Queda the idea or spin does not hold water.

The Brits have the Spanish to thank for what happened.

[quote=Jimmydoorknobs,Jul 7 2005, 07:46 PM]
The Brits have the Spanish to thank for what happened.


I guess it goes back to the Spanish Armada and all that sort of stuff like the theft of the Corinthian Leather by the Montalban faction from the Limey Keys.

Quire right Professor Jiggers. I was also thinking of the so called"Black Irish" who desended from survivors of the Armada who washed up on the shores of Northern Ireland and we all know the troubles that has caused in Belfast.

It would not break my heart to see Tony Blair nuke a city in each Moslem country. These so called civilized nations are doing NOTHING to help in the fight against terrorism and in some cases are actually assisting , either actively or by turning a blind eye to the actions of the fanatics. Maybe they should reap what they sow.
He could start with that great Allie of ours Saudi Arabia.

It is a solution our beloved Colonel advocated which, if follwed, would have saved 70+ poor souls who received the death sentence for going about their daily lives.

As an Irishman I can tell you that in some of us the myth is true!! The "Black Irish", myth!

Hell let's take Saudi Arabia's Oil and send them back into the desert!

Amazing how the Saudi's who seem to have had the most terrorists in the 9/11 attacks, seems to skate through these things without any recriminations.

Equally so how Hillary can't wait to rush to the mic to make political points while the blood in the street is still fresh.

All the while our good friends in the media are doing just what the terroists hoped they would do.


O for the days of the Spanish Armada.

How quickly would Nukes make the sand into glass so we could take the oil more efficently?

Obviously, the "liberals" are a step or two below the terrorists on the "brain cell" ladder.

I confess to having thoughts that this attack might not have been the terrorists of the Islam persuasion, but those of the greasy headed, snot-nosed, unbathed, drug induced Anarchist persuasion. They are known to create havoc, especially at G8 Summit locations. Didn't they trash Seattle a few years ago? Oh, and Rome? Let's not forget the explosive nature of such groups as ELF and ALF, and even PETA.

I wouldn't put it past these filthy little wonks to get their hands on some bang-bang and make a murderous [statement]. I mean, "The Secret Organization of al-Qaida in Europe"???!!!??? What the hell is that? Could be "The Secret Organization of Backpacking Smellies of Europe"...


Just a thought.


Mags

Jim,

Are ye saying you can't jump.

I had a brilliant idea!!
We get the CIA to plant the story, SEMTEX contains Lard!! The camel lovers won't blow themselves up anymore.
i r a geeniass

Great idea!

How about we use pork in all the packaging and construction of anything that can be used for violent purposes?

Just coat those RPGs in pork rinds.


Brilliant Gumby, just damn brilliant !